Aves-vous un Roat?

I managed to stumble upon this hilarious website this morning, and literally spent almost an hour scrolling through on my iPhone and laughing out loud.  The site is www.engrish.com and it features a bunch of pictures of the misuse of English by various Asian countries.  Now, I love Asians, especially preppy ones, and Fasians (Staci Griner), so I'm not knocking them, but this is just laugh out loud funny.  I've posted a few of my favorites here.



All my bags are sneaks...no wonder my money disappears!

Try Sorry, this register is closed?

Room Service, yes, can you please send up a samurai sword so I can defend the mattress that fall down?  Thanks.

Not sure what is going on in this bathroom, but it sounds like fun.

What do happen?

 Also, brilliant responses to signs in actual English:

Wow, spelling is free??  Sign me up!!  I'll take some drit while you're at it!

Where can I find one of these bacon dispensers??

If you're shopping today, J. Crew is having an additional 40% off sale items and factory items, and free shipping on any order (not just those over $150) with the code LOVEIT.  I haven't loved it recently, but I did pick up a cute pair of shorts, a cardigan for work, and some white jeans for $48 shipped.  Not bad, J.Crew.   I feel like I've returned a bunch of stuff lately which is probably a good thing.  Both Old Navy dresses I bought a couple weeks ago are a no go....I probably won't order online from them again.  Stuff just looks so different when you see it in person.  I also took the Elizabeth and James shoes back to Saks.  I decided they would get incredibly dirty because they are a woven material, and it just wasn't worth spending that much on them if I'd be paranoid about wearing them outside.

I'm headed to Jackson, MS on Sunday to take the MS bar.  After that three-days-of-my-life-that-I'll-never-get-back is over, I'm headed to NC for the weekend for a couple days at the beach with my mom and sister.  My sister, who graduated this past year with her degree in elementary education, is on the job hunt as well, and she has an interview in Raleigh next week.  Keeping my fingers crossed for her!!   We are also stopping at the semi-new outlet mall in Mebane on our way back...Saks Off 5th, here I come!  I am sure I will have cute things and great deals to blog about when I get back.