What Not to Wear: White Jumpsuit

Every once in a while during an online shopping jaunt I will run across something that nobody, not even Gisele Bundchen, should wear.  So, inspired by the recent Daily Tar Heel letter to the editor bemoaning the treatment of cargo short wearers in ultra preppy Chapel Hill, I had to blog about this abominable white capri length jumpsuit. 

I know the picture is blurry, but you shouldn't need a high resolution image to know that this is one outfit Stacy and Clinton would not hesitate to send to the garbage can.  Fabric is a rayon and polyester blend,  and the top is strapless with a giant flower right in the middle of the chest.  Pants are harem style with elastic cuffs.  Its kind of like summer cocktail party on the top, and genie in a bottle on the bottom!  How fun!  Who wears this stuff???

Now, I can't decide which is better or worse, the awful jumpsuit that would make a twig look 25 lbs heavier, or these women's cargo shorts:

What is in that pocket on the left?? A bagel?  Weeks supply of tampons?  Your guess is as good as mine.